From my facebook thread:
I believe Simon's children are miserable hothoused prisoners of their home who are desperate to escape their father, and will probably end up broken drug addicts selling their bodies for cash due to being unable to properly form relationships after their claustrophobic upbringing.
And I have as much evidence as Simon does of his worries. So I demand that I be allowed to inspect him.
Also, note that Simon "works with children with special needs in inner London ". So I'm guessing that he works for, or at the very least hand in glove with, the LA.
And from twitter:
thatdebswoman: OMG, I've only read the first paragraph & already seething - who the fuck is this prick?
pete_darby: Someone who wants Ed Balls to hold him, as the auto's scare him.
bridd: he wants Balls' sweaty caress
pete_darby: There is nothing good or right about that sentence.